no, no, No, NO! Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING happened to me today. In fact, nobody even asked me if anything happened. Everybody knew that nothing ever happens to me.

A Room Full of Nothing

I was in a room. Other people were there. We were sitting in the room. Some people left the room. Other people came in. Nothing happened to any of the people. After awhile, nothing happened to me. I left. Nothing happened on my way out...

So much didn't happen today. So, so much.